Funny wisdom

[Little Cat]

Boredom is very boring.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm lives.

A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

If everyone is a winner, doesn't that mean that also everyone is a loser?

I'm telling the truth, everything I say is a lie. What is the truth and what is not?

If you try to fail but you succeed, which have you done?

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

Never argue with an ignorant. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

It's better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use a net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Boys aren't stupid, girls are just smarter.

A wise man once said: " I don't know, go ask a woman!"

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?

God made man before women because you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

Boys are like school on a weekend. No class.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome."

[بسـ الطفـε(｡◕‿◕｡)зـوله ــمة]

[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]

so funny indeed

I specifically liked

A wise man once said: " I don't know, go ask a woman!"

[بسـ الطفـε(｡◕‿◕｡)зـوله ــمة]

oppssss

forgot to thank you for the wonderful topic

Regadrs

[Little Cat]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة بسـ الطفـε(●̮̮̃•̃)зـوله ــمة

[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]

so funny indeed

I specifically liked

Hehe wise choice, he would be a wise man indeed

[Little Cat]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة بسـ الطفـε(●̮̮̃•̃)зـوله ــمة

oppssss

forgot to thank you for the wonderful topic

Regadrs

That happens a lot to me

Saying thanks is not that important to me, so never worry about saying it

Thanks

[Hamza23]

i like this one hhh


A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome."

loool coz its very true

thanx for sharing

[Little Cat]

Yep Duaa, it's funny but I'm not sure if it's true, in fact it can be true if your friend is insane

Thank you for commenting

[Hamza23]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Little Cat [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
Yep Duaa, it's funny but I'm not sure if it's true, in fact it can be true if your friend is insane

Thank you for commenting


its true coz they would support u instead of blaming u

[Little Cat]

Duaa! They don't blame you, they just get you out, anyway I'll be waiting until your next crime is done then I'll tell police I've done it with you. Happy? hehe

[Hamza23]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Little Cat [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
Duaa! They don't blame you, they just get you out, anyway I'll be waiting until your next crime is done then I'll tell police I've done it with you. Happy? hehe


hhhhhh

call the police on monday coz am thinkin of killin someone hhh