The stupidest 10 questions ever

[Little Cat]

The 10 stupidest questions ever!

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:
Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here…


2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:


Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.


3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...


Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter


Stupid Question:
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.



5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:


No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:

Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.




8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:


No, its autumn and I'm shedding......



9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:
No it wont. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:
Gosh, it's a miracle ......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

[Hamza23]

seriously thats so true

i will add this to the list coz i got sick of people saying it to me

sometimes people ask u why didnt u come and visit

well u answer "i was busy"

and they dont stop until they know what u were doing and they ask u "what were u busy doing,, do u have kids to take care off,, u own a house and u need to clean it"

there is a woman who says that to me seriously i want to say to her one of the two ((i usually say it to her daughter but not to the woman))

"i was busy F***ing u up"

"yes i have kids do u care if i do or if i dont"

hhhh

thanx for the topic lool

[Little Cat]

Well I get that question a lot but it never bothers me Duaa, I wonder why you'd be that mean to the girl and say that word to her, you're so odd my friend hehe

Thanks for commenting

[Hamza23]

hhhh

its not really the friend who asks me that hhh

her mother hhh

when ma parents were away she would call us to check on us,, but sometimes am ×××××n or busy doin something else

so she would ask me how come i didnt go to their house,, etc hhh

and i tell her i was busy

y the hell does she have to know y am busy hhh

when her daughter ask me i answer her with the answer u saw hhh

but i cant to her mother hh ma mom will kill me hhh

hhh and plus i hate people that consider u unbusy coz u r not a grown up

[من مين]

very nice.. yet very true

there are other silly questions that we always hear or even say
!

but we keep sayin them


dont know why
?

thanks little cat

[Little Cat]

Thanks Min Meen, glad to finally see a movement in the English forums and happy to read your comment

I hope everyone will be coming back to bring the place back to life again

Peace

[من مين]

I hope that too

we lost many active members in this forum,, I don't know why they disappeared

and now we miss marioma, hamoza and karim

thanx again little cat

[بسـ الطفـε(｡◕‿◕｡)зـوله ــمة]

hahahah

I liked the high heel one

these questions and more are so stupid !! , but wat can we do

thanks for the cool topic Annan^_^

[Little Cat]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة بسـ الطفـε(●̮̮̃•̃)зـوله ــمة

hahahah

I liked the high heel one

these questions and more are so stupid !! , but wat can we do

thanks for the cool topic Annan^_^

Thank you, it just made me smile so thought bringing it here would be a nice thing.. I hope people will laugh of these question but not get them, and btw my name is Anan (with one N in the middle) hehe

Salam

[Hamza23]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة من مين [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
I hope that too

we lost many active members in this forum,, I don't know why they disappeared

and now we miss marioma, hamoza and karim

thanx again little cat


sorry guys i was out of seoul,, i think it was called bosan or something

for few days and thats y i wasnt here

still waitin for the rest to show up