funny jokes about men

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How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."


What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted



What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.


Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.


What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.


What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.


Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.



Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract .



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[Iron Man]

hhhhhhh

they are not funny at all

we are still the best

thanks

[Little Cat]

They are very funny and true
The one about heaven and the last 2 ones were best

Well I'll tell you this

Two men were having a chat, first man asked: Why did God make women that beautiful?
Second man: To make us love them
First man: But why did he make them stupid?
Second man: To make them love us


Forward mate! until last drop of blood hehe

[dalila900]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
they are very funny

thanx

[Hamza23]

hhhh

endless war hh

and the winner is

ME hh

really funny facts about men hhh

i agree with it all hh


looool kitty hhh u made me laugh so hard about that one too hh

[من مين]

ya ya ya ya ya

that's so typical>> u stole my facts and distorted them to satisfy your grudge

looooooooooool

but guess what >>> u failed


these are sooooooooooo lame



hahahahha

no really thanks marioma but try harder

[Hamza23]

did the war end??


hhh

then i guess the girls won mohahahahaha

[life_dream73]

looooooooooooooooooooollz


really funny




thanks a lot

waiting for more

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اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Iron Man [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
hhhhhhh

they are not funny at all

we are still the best

thanks


it z not funny for u , coz u know they are facts

thankx for passin by

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اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Little Cat [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
They are very funny and true
The one about heaven and the last 2 ones were best

Well I'll tell you this

Two men were having a chat, first man asked: Why did God make women that beautiful?
Second man: To make us love them
First man: But why did he make them stupid?
Second man: To make them love us



Forward mate! until last drop of blood hehe



hahhaha urs is funny too , but it can be used against women too ^_^

thank u for passing by ANAN

and we are here to unfold the truth about men ^_^