Facts about women!

[من مين]

Facts about women!

Hey Girls, I tried to be objective (which is typical for a man),and I've only posted proven facts and some reality-reflecting cartoons





Enjoy them, admit them and try not to be subjective (which is typical for women)

[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]

[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]

· Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer the sink.

· How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

· How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]

· Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.

· If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

· What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]

· I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

· I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don't like to interrupt her.

· What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]

· Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering.

· Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me,"What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust."

hahahaha OMG

· Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]

· Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

· A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

· The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]

Hahahahah that was so mean I know, but still funny don't u agree on this?

[Little Cat]

Funny indeed but all are lies
I do not agree, we're wonderful creatures sent from above heehee

[Hamza23]

i agree with it hhhhh

but let me say this one thing that these facts proved

Men r weak compared to women

thanx for the topic hhh actually u r in our side in the war hh

coz if u looked carefully u c that it shows men's weakness

[Little Cat]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hamza23

i agree with it hhhhh

but let me say this one thing that these facts proved

Men r weak compared to women

thanx for the topic hhh actually u r in our side in the war hh

coz if u looked carefully u c that it shows men's weakness

Um! Sometimes I think I have to bite you when I read what you say about girls. I really don't understand how you agree on what you've read, anyways what to say other than meow

[Hamza23]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Little Cat [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
Um! Sometimes I think I have to bite you when I read what you say about girls. I really don't understand how you agree on what you've read, anyways what to say other than meow



but seriously come on dont fake it say its true hhh

but look at the good side hhh

it shows men weakness

loool stop meowing or i will start barking

[من مين]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة من مين [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]

· Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me,"What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust."

I'm still taken by this joke

ahhahahaha

[من مين]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Little Cat [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
Funny indeed but all are lies
I do not agree, we're wonderful creatures sent from above heehee

haahahahha

the fact that u r wonderful creatures does not actually refute these facts

u know something,, far from mockin and bein silly, some of these jokes are sadly true

some men look at women as servants and that's outrageous

thanks for passin by u girl

[من مين]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hamza23 [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
i agree with it hhhhh

but let me say this one thing that these facts proved

Men r weak compared to women

thanx for the topic hhh actually u r in our side in the war hh

coz if u looked carefully u c that it shows men's weakness

I think u r right somehow

but what do men fear of the most?

monsters and wild ugly animals

it is not wrong to fear of something but it's bad to be creepy and scary

hahahah
loooooooool

thanks for passi by Hamoza

[من مين]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Little Cat [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
Um! Sometimes I think I have to bite you when I read what you say about girls. I really don't understand how you agree on what you've read, anyways what to say other than meow

Come on sister
Show us some Democracy


don't push her to change her beliefs
loooooool

[من مين]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hamza23 [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Little Cat [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
Um! Sometimes I think I have to bite you when I read what you say about girls. I really don't understand how you agree on what you've read, anyways what to say other than meow



but seriously come on dont fake it say its true hhh

but look at the good side hhh

it shows men weakness

loool stop meowing or i will start barking

hahahahahahahha

U women are drivin me crazy

I would like to hear some animals voicecs

really