Cool Definitions

[mr.zaidan]

Father: A banker provided by nature

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound

Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

:Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's
Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us .... except that he got caught

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you
with his bills

[من مين]

coooooooooooooool

very nice Mr Zaidan.. I liked them

and I add

Duaa: debate lover
Min Meen:cats lover
Marioma: Japanese lover
loooooooool


thanks man

[Hamza23]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة من مين [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
coooooooooooooool

very nice Mr Zaidan.. I liked them

and I add

Duaa: debate lover
Min Meen:cats lover
Marioma: Japanese lover
loooooooool


thanks man





thanx for remainding me hhh

cyaa in the next debate hhhh

[Hamza23]

lol thanx bro zeidan for the cool definations

[بسـ الطفـε(｡◕‿◕｡)зـوله ــمة]

[فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
hahahah

funny indeed , but also true ^_*

Thank u Mr zidan for the funny topic
Regards

[بسـ الطفـε(｡◕‿◕｡)зـوله ــمة]

اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hamza23 [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة من مين [فقط الأعضاء المسجلين والمفعلين يمكنهم رؤية الوصلات . إضغط هنا للتسجيل]
coooooooooooooool

very nice Mr Zaidan.. I liked them

and I add

Duaa: debate lover
Min Meen:cats lover
Marioma: Japanese lover
loooooooool


thanks man

hahahah
but u r aslo a Japaneses lover

or anime