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[habibi fahed]

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof
of a building and she fell down.
On her way falling down, an American man caught her.
She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you...'
The man said: 'Okay then, kiss me.'
She said: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'
So he said:'FINE!' and he dropped her down....
So she's falling and screaming...
Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony.
She said:'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...'
The guy said: 'Fraulein, kiss me.'
She replied: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!'
So the man said: 'Fine!!!' and he also dropped her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony.

She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!'

The man replies: 'Astaghfar Allah' and dropped her!!!!!!!!*